Horny South Carolina Man Busted for Allegedly Stealing Pocket Pussy

Spartanburg, SC police arrested Shane Gregory, 22, for shoplifting at a Priscilla McCall's store. After setting the store's front door security alarms off, he was asked to remove the contents of his pockets by a store employee. He obliged, and allegedly removed: one (1) condom and one (1) pocket pussy belonging to the… » 9/19/14 2:57pm Friday 2:57pm

Police Search Apartment in Connection With Missing UVA Student

Charlottesville, Va. police executed search warrants today of an apartment and car believed to be relevant to the search of missing University of Virginia student Hannah Elizabeth Graham, who has been missing since last Saturday. » 9/19/14 12:10pm Friday 12:10pm

Scotland Rejects Independence From Britain

With 55.3 percent of the vote, Scots have voted against a referendum to declare the country's independence from the United Kingdom. The Guardian reports unprecedented voter turnout, with some councils reporting 90 percent of their residents having voted. In total, more than 3.6 million people—or 84.6 percent of… » 9/19/14 7:42am Friday 7:42am

Lawyer Accused of Photoshopping Herself Into Photos With Celebrities

Svitlana Sangary is in danger of having her California State Bar license suspended following accusations that she posted a series of fake photos of herself posing with celebrities and public officials—including Barack Obama, Kim Kardashian, the Clintons, George Clooney, and Donald Trump—to her professional website.… » 9/18/14 10:39pm Thursday 10:39pm

Teen Won't Be Allowed to Use Amazing Cat Photo as Senior Portrait

Damn. After launching a petition to have his amazing laser cat photo run in his high school year book, Schenectady High School senior Draven Rodriguez will have to settle for the significantly less exciting prospect of posing for another photo with his cat and the school's principal—and her chihuahua. Sounds like… » 9/17/14 4:20pm Wednesday 4:20pm

New Jersey Fire Department Taking Heat for "Show Us Your Tits" Banner

The all-volunteer firemen of the Williamstown Fire Company in New Jersey are catching flack for having raised a banner reading, "SHOW US YOUR TITS," at the state's Firemen's Convention in Wildwood. Shawn Rutter, a college math professor and former EMT, saw the sign and sent a photo to the South Jersey Times. » 9/17/14 2:35pm Wednesday 2:35pm

Julianna Margulies and Fallon Sing a School's Morning Announcements

What we forget watching serious drama the Good Wife—with the heels and the jackets and the hair and the objections!—is that Julianna Margulies is actually pretty funny. Namely, she's game for most bits; she's down for letting herself look foolish. So in comes Jimmy Fallon's latest Tonight Show sketch riffing everyday… » 9/17/14 12:44pm Wednesday 12:44pm

Pregnant Woman Fends Off Purse Snatcher Hours Before Giving Birth

A pregnant woman was putting her groceries into her car in the parking lot of a Kroger's in Flint, Mich. when Mark Newton, 30, ran up and snatched her purse. According to police, the woman, nine months pregnant, chased after the thief, who pushed her to the ground. That's when two good Samaritans stepped in, who were… » 9/17/14 10:25am Wednesday 10:25am

ISIS Releases New Video Threatening to Kill U.S. Forces in Iraq

In a bizarre new video reportedly released by ISIS late Tuesday that resembles a Hollywood movie trailer, the Sunni militant group appears to threaten to kill American troops in Iraq. The short clip, apparently a preview of a longer video called "Flames of War," ends with the message, "fighting has just begun" and… » 9/17/14 8:18am Wednesday 8:18am