Police Charge Suspect in Missing UVA Student Case With Felony Abduction

At a press conference held tonight, Charlottesville, Va. police announced that their charges against Jesse Leroy Matthew, Jr., the lead suspect in the case of missing University of Virginia student Hannah Graham, have been upgraded to abduction with intent to defile, a class two felony. Matthew has not been seen since… » 9/23/14 7:25pm Yesterday 7:25pm

Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn Are Your New True Detectives

We have finally seen the signs that our exit is coming up on our trip down the long, winding road that is the casting of season two of HBO's True Detective, a television show about white people talking to each other in ponderous soliloquies. HBO has confirmed that Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn will star in the second… » 9/23/14 2:55pm Yesterday 2:55pm

CDC: Ebola Could Infect 1.4 Million by January

Following the World Health Organization's prediction that the Ebola virus could spread to more than 20,000 cases in Africa by November of this year, the Centers for Disease Control has released their own prediction: 1.4 million cases by mid-January of next year. The CDC's estimation, the Associated Press reports, is… » 9/23/14 1:08pm Yesterday 1:08pm

"Every One of Them Are Dead": 911 Call From Florida Massacre Released

Gilchrist County, Fla. police have released the 911 call made by Don Spirit the night he shot and killed his daughter and his six grandchildren in their home in the small town of Bell last Thursday evening. "I just shot my daughter and shot all my grandkids and I'll be sitting on my step, and when you get here, I'm… » 9/23/14 11:15am Yesterday 11:15am

This Third Boob Is Probably Only Real in Our Hearts

After news broke yesterday that Jasmine Tridevil, 21, of Tampa had allegedly paid $20,000 to have a third boob implanted on her chest to make herself "unattractive to men," we've heard whispers in the wind (and read stories) that this Third Boob is a stunt, a hoax. It very well might be. … » 9/23/14 10:45am Yesterday 10:45am

WHO Report: More Than 20,000 Cases of Ebola in Africa By November

In a dire, grim report by the World Health Organization released in the New England Journal of Medicine Monday, researchers estimate that the Ebola virus runs a serious risk of becoming endemic in West Africa and remain a constant presence on the continent. "The epidemiologic outlook is bleak," doctors in the report… » 9/23/14 7:58am Yesterday 7:58am

Predicting When the Main Characters on Fall TV's New Shows Will Bone

It's Premiere Week, where the TV networks debut a host of their new shows on an increasingly better-distracted American public. Few of these shows will succeed, plenty will fail, most will be forgotten. We don't need anymore "guides" to fall TV (except ours)—they all pretty much say the same thing, anyway. Watch » 9/22/14 3:30pm Monday 3:30pm

Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train

A truly brave human being saw something while riding the M train through Brooklyn, and decided to say something to Gothamist (with NSFW video): A depraved man decided to whip his dick out and masturbate on the train. He didn't do a very good job of concealing himself, either. The aspiring exhibitionist, however, is a… » 9/22/14 3:18pm Monday 3:18pm

John Oliver Wants to Know: How Is Miss America Still a Thing?

The annual, televised Miss America Pageant is perhaps best known as a bizarre, voyeuristic, occasionally hilarious sideshow to what purports to be a philanthropic cause—Miss America has long claimed to be the "largest provider of scholarships to women." Turns out, that's mostly true and dizzyingly complicated. "And… » 9/22/14 10:17am Monday 10:17am

Police Issue Arrest Warrant for Suspect in Missing UVA Student Case

Charlottesville, Va. police issued an arrest warrant for Jesse L. "L.J." Matthew Sunday evening on a misdemeanor reckless driving charge. Matthew was observed on security camera footage with 18-year-old University of Virginia student Hannah Graham the night she went missing. "I believe Jesse Matthew was the last… » 9/22/14 8:16am Monday 8:16am

Horny South Carolina Man Busted for Allegedly Stealing Pocket Pussy

Spartanburg, SC police arrested Shane Gregory, 22, for shoplifting at a Priscilla McCall's store. After setting the store's front door security alarms off, he was asked to remove the contents of his pockets by a store employee. He obliged, and allegedly removed: one (1) condom and one (1) pocket pussy belonging to the… » 9/19/14 2:57pm Friday 2:57pm

Police Search Apartment in Connection With Missing UVA Student

Charlottesville, Va. police executed search warrants today of an apartment and car believed to be relevant to the search of missing University of Virginia student Hannah Elizabeth Graham, who has been missing since last Saturday. » 9/19/14 12:10pm Friday 12:10pm