Boko Haram Gunmen Reportedly Abduct at Least 25 More Girls in Nigeria

A week after an alleged ceasefire agreement between the Nigerian government and Boko Haram, at least 25 more women have been reportedly abducted by the Islamist militant group. » 10/23/14 3:45pm Today 3:45pm

Netflix's New Kyle Chandler Show Is About a Burning Boat

Damages creators Todd A. Kessler, Daniel Zelman, and Glenn Kessler's new show debuting on Netflix in 2015 is called Bloodline. It stars Kyle Chandler (née Coach Eric Taylor) as one of four adult siblings who have a lot of drama. "We're not bad people...but we did a bad thing," we hear Chandler intone over an image… » 10/23/14 1:15pm Today 1:15pm

Another Idiot Kid Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine

Eighteen-month-old Colin Lambert had to be rescued by firefighters Tuesday from a claw machine inside a laundromat in Maryville, Tenn after he climbed inside and got stuck. Little Lambert is the latest small child to find his way into the potentially perilous trenches of a claw machines filled with stuffed animal… » 10/23/14 11:11am Today 11:11am

"Let's Fucking Roll": Track Palin's Drunken Interview With Police

In new audio from the Palin Wasilla Throwdown, Track Palin recounts the night of fisticuffs, shouting, and crying to a police officer as best his drunken self will allow. » 10/23/14 8:59am Today 8:59am

Clowns "Violently Poke" Family at Haunted House With Purple Vibrator

In a lawsuit filed by Regina Janito, the mother alleges two men dressed as clowns terrorized her and her family during a visit to the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, Ill. She accuses one of the clowns of "violently" poking her daughter with a purple vibrator while the other simulated oral sex on a teddy bear… » 10/22/14 3:11pm Yesterday 3:11pm

Four Blackwater Guards Found Guilty for Killing 14 in Iraq

All four Blackwater security guards on trial for the deadly 2007 shooting in Baghdad's Nisour Square have been found guilty by a federal jury, concluding a 11-week trial. The group was charged with the killings of 14 Iraqis and injuring 17 others. » 10/22/14 1:18pm Yesterday 1:18pm

Bill Murray Doesn't Need Tinder to Get a Date

Bill Murray, continuing on his tour to live his best, "whatever, man" life, broached the hot topic of Tinder on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. He'd use it, maybe, but Bill Murray doesn't need Tinder. "I think it would be amusing, but I can't imagine doing it," he told Kimmel. "I feel like I've lived that life and I can… » 10/22/14 10:25am Yesterday 10:25am

Michael Brown Autopsy: Gunshot Wound to Hand, Marijuana in System

According to the official autopsy report for Michael Brown obtained by the St. Louis Dispatch, the teenager suffered a gunshot wound to his hand from close range and had marijuana in his system at the time of his death. » 10/22/14 8:17am Yesterday 8:17am

North Korea Releases American Detained for Placing Bible in Nightclub

Jeffrey Fowle, one of the three Americans being held by North Korea, has been released, the State Department confirmed today. Fowle, 56, had been in captivity since May of last year; he was awaiting trial on charges of "Christian proselytizing" for leaving a Bible in a nightclub. » 10/21/14 2:22pm Tuesday 2:22pm

SNL Gets a Little Less White, Adds Leslie Jones to Cast

Starting with this week's show hosted by Jim Carrey, Saturday Night Live writer and Weekend Update powerhouse Leslie Jones will be a featured cast member. Jones was a finalist in the show's very public search for minority cast members—a role that eventually went to Sasheer Zamata. » 10/21/14 12:51pm Tuesday 12:51pm

Alan Cumming Was Totally Fine With Shia LaBeouf Grabbing His Ass

The story of how grizzled vagabond Shia LaBeouf was arrested by police for showing up wasted to a Broadway production of Cabaret continues to be told, primarily because everyone involved won't stop talking about it. And last night on Conan, it was Cabaret star Alan Cumming's turn. » 10/21/14 9:55am Tuesday 9:55am

Oscar Pistorius Gets Five Years for Killing of Girlfriend

South African track star Oscar Pistorius, 27, was sentenced to five years in prison Tuesday for the shooting and killing of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp. "I'm just glad it's over," June Steenkamp, Reeva's mother, told reporters after the sentencing. » 10/21/14 8:07am Tuesday 8:07am

Bullshit: "Menswear Dog" Owners Make $15K a Month Off Their Shiba Inu

Bodhi, a Shiba Inu you might have seen dressed in J. Crew gingham on a photo you scrolled past and smiled at on Tumblr, is another dog forced to live his life as a meme. He enjoys only the meager restitution of being a dog and his owners? They make about $15,000 a month off him, Fast Company writes in a new profile,… » 10/20/14 11:30am Monday 11:30am

ISIS Bombings and Airstrikes Intensify in Continuing Battle for Kobani

Kobani, where tens of thousands have been forced to flee their homes, endured some of its "fiercest fighting in days" over the weekend as the battle between regional Kurds and ISIS forces extends into its fourth week. In what's been described as a crucial symbolic measure, the U.S. dropped 27 bundles of supplies to… » 10/20/14 8:09am Monday 8:09am